Isn't interesting how the spammers are creative in their ways to communicate. First I got 100 emails on how to en;larg it, then another 100 on super prices on V$coden, who do they think I am Rush Limbaugh. Now I have got 8 today on Italian r0L$x watches.

They should know that I can't afford any of this stuff. I have sent all my money to the Prince of Siab, true descendant to the Liberian throne. When he gets his money I get half. (don't tell anyone, it's just between him and I.)

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My ISP has a super spam filter, and I use a Mac. Between the two I have hardly anything to talk about. About once a week the ISP tells me he's holding a suspicious piece of e-mail I can elect to receive, or not, and there aren't enough Macs around for the cyberspace vandals to pay much attention to. Also not nearly as many people are mad at Steve jobs, as are at Bill Gates, so they don't try to sabotage his systems.

Somehow, though, I don't feel lonely, not fighting computer viruses, or getting stuff designed to take my money by generating penis envy.

“No one has ever gone broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.”

P.T. Barnum

In these troubled times it is reassuring to find at least one constant.

Now Dave quit horning in on my deal with the Prince.

Just to show I am a man of good character, I am prepared to offer for your viewing pleasure, two refinance emails and one break your marriage vows, with a drug of your choice email at no additional charge in exchange for a set of round head light bezels.




[This message has been edited by timnlana (edited October 22, 2004).]

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It's on it's way Lee, but be careful because half of my brain is in the package. Kind of messy...

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[This message has been edited by davebowers (edited October 22, 2004).]

Wow Lee what a deal, sadly the Prince has all my liquid assets tied up at the moment but as soon as my multi million-dollar payday comes in I'll get right back to you, trust me, I’m from the government, I’m here to help you.

Hey Olroy watch it. We don't allow the word pen$s or V@g|nA to be used on this website. You know how anally retentive I am...whoops

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I pay 20 dollars a year for Yahoo Mail Plus, and it does a pretty good job of screening spam. When one does get through, I flag it as spam, and they learn the spammers' new tricks and refine their blocking intelligence.