First Month Member 11/13
| This coach has a very interesting history. It was originally designed as a hovercraft, and worked quite well. It met limited consumer acceptance, however, due to the dust it raised on anything but a clean, hard surface. The company made the mistake of testing and demonstrating it only in their new asphalt parking lot. Several units, however were sold on Ebay.
After the recalls, the initial production run was converted to vacuum cleaners and sold to the Air Force for FOD control at SAC bases. FOD control was previously performed by enlisted men, but with this unit, it was so much fun that the duty became limited exclusively to officers. Sort of like flying. In fact, FOD control became so much fun that there was an attempt to limit use of the coach to pilots only, but the non-flying officers put up such a howl that the proposed restriction never "got off the ground". In an economy move during the Clinton administration, when all military spending was cut, the coaches were sold to the Officers' Club at the SAC bases, with the proviso that FOD duties would be performed as before, but by off-duty officers with no cost to the government.
This worked well for a while, until the units became mobile bars and party modules, with the expected results. There were several unfortunate incidents resulting in aircraft damage. An investigation ensued, with the result being a directive that only enlisted men could drive the unit. The rationale was that the partying officers would not fraternize with the enlisted driver, hence the driver remained sober. . There soon arose a mini-scandal regarding active duty airmen being forced to support a function of the officers' club, but it was covered up. The final blow came when the Air Force had its own version of the Navy's Tailhook scandal, known as the Navette Incident. The results have never been made public, but the Navettes that survived the incident were used for desert testing of helicopters. The reasoning was, if you will remember the aborted hostage rescue attempt in Iran during the Carter administration, these coaches could simulate a desert dust storm for testing of helicopter operations.
One unit was saved from such an ignominious fate, and was used as personal transport by the Undersecretary of the Air Force for Special Projects at Roswell AFB, New Mexico. After his untimely death, the unit was seen at Area 51 in Nevada off and on, often used for clandestine surveillance of Area 51 watchers. However, its distinctive appearance made it not well suited for this purpose. Somehow, it ended up in private hands and found its way to Minnesota, used as a research vehicle by a manufacturer of snow blowers. But, like Christine, the vehicle's jinx struck again, and the design was stolen by the Chinese, who are now trying to manufacture it with prisoner labor, but are having trouble with quality control issues. A plan exists to market it in India to upwardly mobile IT professionals who are doing jobs formerly done by Americans. The reasoning is that India has never had motor homes, and they are used to lots of dust, anyway.
This unit languished up on blocks for years, and was finally towed to Shorewood RV on a wheeled dolly. A member of this forum was employed there as a salesman, and had it sold three times, but the deals fell through when the prospective buyers insisted on a test drive before the transaction could be consummated.
[This message has been edited by bill h (edited May 18, 2004).] |